The world is a diverse place, but even so – nothing could have prepared us for the slew of weird and wonderful theme parks that have been invented. From gaudy religious spectacle to masochistic bunkers, there’s an adventure land out there for every kind of fetish. Here’s a list of the weirdest theme parks we’ve found.
Dwarf Empire, China
We’re sure this one doesn’t seem right… The defense behind this jaw-dropping idea of having a troop of dwarfs in mushroom houses, performing to packed audiences is that they can avoid discrimination from the outside world. Hmm, we’re not convinced.
Futuroscope, France
Futuroscope is the future, as envisioned by the French during the 1980s. In short, it isn’t very exciting. Highlights range from an IMAX 3D cinema (big deal) and their unique innovation of the bicycle boat, which is essentially a glorified paddle boat. The masterminds behind Futuroscope are looking to build a second one in China, so watch this space.
Toilet Culture Park, South Korea
Calling all fans of toilet humor, you’ll love this place. Opened in 2012 to honor the South Korean legend of “Mr. Toilet” – a former local mayor who was born in a toilet and founded the World Toilet Association – this unusual tourist attraction centers on his large, toilet-shaped home, which is now a museum. Highlights include a large statue on a toilet posed like Rodin’s “Thinker,” and a selection of different toilet types from around the world.
Soviet Bunker, Lithuania
One for the masochists out there, the Soviet Bunker is a popular tourist attraction designed to emulate the harrowing experiences of prisoners in Soviet-era Lithuania. Cough up a lump sum of cash and you’ll be thrown into an authentic U.S.S.R. bunker, while being shouted at by formidable guards who were actual members of the former Soviet army. If this isn’t everyone’s idea of a good time, we don’t know what is.
Holy Land, Buenos Aires
If you liked “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat,” then you’ll love this. Staking its claim as the world’s first religious theme park, the Holy Land or “Tierra Santa” promises a theatrical spectacle of staff dressed in Biblical costumes, the Genesis show and a giant glowing Christ rising every hour, on the hour, from behind a Holy Mount.
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